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WHAT A DIFFERENCE FOUR YEARS MAKES -


TAGS: americans democrats buyers remorse
Rating: 4.41/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:52 pm
who the f is we? i didnt vote for this communist


VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE GIVES FREE PHONES - Such a proud less nation She’s chosen the democrat plantation –We have a winner!




WHEN HE SPEAKS.... -




WHILE ADDING TO OUR DEBT - It might buy a vote!


TAGS: obama 2012 election buying votes debt the chicago way
Rating: 4.64/5

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JGalt - July 15, 2013, 10:45 pm
Don't see Cranky challenging this one.


HOOD-WINKED - Obama has certainly surrounded himself with high character groups and individuals




IF POLITICIANS HAD TO PAY FOR FOOD STAMPS FROM THEIR OWN POCKETS - Food Stamps would go bye bye Americans are tired of paying for the waste and actions of elected officials




OBAMA PHONE: GOV TO SPEND $2.4 BILLION ON MILLIONS OF FREE PHONES IN 2012. - Buying Votes with taxpayer paid free phones? The Devil used to buy souls.




Liberal stupidity -


TAGS: stupid liberals want to tax you buy the mileage you drive
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - October 29, 2013, 6:52 pm
Well this is kind of a 2 way street. At the same time Liberals could point out that you're going out of your way paying more taxes to promote and use old antiquated technology.


A MESSAGE TO PRESIDENT OBAMA - FROM: AMERICANS THAT WORK




OBAMANOMICS: 173K NEW FOOD STAMP RECIPIENTS VS. 96K NEW JOBS… - The way Obama looks at it is every new food stamp recipient is a new vote for the Democrats


TAGS: buying votes with taxpayer money 2012 election obama food stamps
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 9:50 am
According to Pelosi, all those food stamps means a b*** load of new jobs!


In the land of plenty -


TAGS: borrow from china buy foreign oil from countries that dont like us
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Because Fracking is evil, and we can some how reduce our carbon footprint by moving the dirty jobs to foreign nations.


WALL STREET MCDONALDS - we are here to occupy your bathroom




OBAMA- BUYER'S REMORSE -




16 BILLION REASONS - There are 16 billion reasons MSNBC is slanted towards the Obama regime: Obama secretly gave MSNBC parent company GE $16 billion in bailout money.




THE SUCCESS STORY - is headed down the tubes once again. More bailouts, or should we let a business try to save it instead




DHS -


TAGS: buying spree
Rating: 4.27/5

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JGalt - March 1, 2013, 9:07 pm
That would be one or more of the branches of the military, he said to a foreign citizen. DHS is "homeland"... not some other country.
Renza - March 1, 2013, 1:05 pm
Our country does seem to view itself as some kind of world police and epitome of morality and justice... So going in and shooting up a place because they believe something different than us seems highly likely to happen again sooner or later.
crankyhead - March 1, 2013, 11:17 am
... the US decides to go bring democracy to some other country, in the future? I dunno, just an explanation.
crankyhead - March 1, 2013, 11:16 am
The NDAA put away $700Billion to spend on the military. The folks who sell the trucks and bullets are the same folks who lobby congressmen and senators. Gotta spend that $700B somewhere. Iraq war is over, so start stockpiling inventory for when...
Renza - March 1, 2013, 8:44 am
I don't think it's possible to explain to the paranoid why they don't need to be paranoid. It's like trying to convince a religious extremist that their god isn't real, no matter what you say they wont believe you.
JGalt - March 1, 2013, 12:30 am
explain it away so the paranoid have not reason to be so..... !
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 8:15 am
Purely for the fun of messing with paranoid people. :)


RECESSION -




APOLOGY ACCEPTED - In 2012, make up for it by helping us vote his socialist @$$ out of office.




WAIVERS - It's all in who you know and donate cash to..... The liberal way.... (Just like the European Churches in the 1500's- buying your way to salvation...)




OBAMA TO GRANT IMMUNITY TO YOUNG ILLEGALS... - WILL WORK FOR PRESIDENT WHY LIE I NEED A VOTE




SKYROCKETING GAS PRICES - Barry's got a solution! "Buy a new car" Problem solved!




CORPORATE REGULATIONS -




Rand Paul -




The Great American Buy-Back -


TAGS: best congress money can buy
Rating: 2.5/5

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Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 12:48 am
And if your using the argument of politicians being bought you may want to start at the top.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 12:46 am
In Texas, where he was elected, he faithfully represented his constituency. That's what Senators do.


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